I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity. John and I never had the chance to say no. The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. 'page-turner' is an understatement.' ?Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep ' is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King. Engaging, comic, and terrifying.' ?Joe Garden, Features Editor, The Onion

Every time I set the book down, I was wary that something really was afoot, that there were creatures I couldn't see, and that because I suspected this, I was next. ' has updated the Lovecraft tradition and infused it with humor that rather than lessening the horror, increases it dramatically. This edition includes exclusive behind-the-scenes essays from the director and the author. Ohn Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town?and the world?from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.

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